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Faithful reader(s) we value your input! Later this week sporadic contributors Mark and Matt will be attempting to get a list published on McSweeney's Internet Tendency. Which one should we submit? You be the judge...

Pyseudonyms not used for Mark Charko and Matt Bufton when submitting their first list to
McSweeny's.
1) Mart Bufko
2) Matk Charton
3) Matt Charko
4) I.P. Freely
5) Kurt Vonnegut

Rejected ideas in the software development department's escalating prank war with
accounting.
1) Wallpapering their cubicles with dollar bills
2) Hacking in and changing their staff profile photo's to Star Wars characters
3) Hiding the cover sheets to all their reports
4) Switching all the paper trays in their printers (nothing is more embarassing than
printing a letter on legal sized paper)
5) A software program that deposits a fraction of cent into a Swiss bank account every
time the computer rounds down a transaction (like in Superman 3).

Things recently overheard in the third bathroom stall on the left.
1) Alone at last! Finally free to muse aloud my plans for world domination!
2) Oh man... I'm not going to flush, you've got to check this out before you leave.
3) How much do you think it'd be worth on ebay?
4) The faint hum of Technotronic's 'Pump Up The Jam.'
5) I'm out of TP, could you slide that McSweeney's quarterly under the door?
6) So... we meet again.

Rejected 'I'd Rather Be...' bumper stickers.
1) I'd rather be driving
2) I'd rather be followed way to closely by the car behind me... I'm being
sarcastic, back up jerk!
3) I'd rather be my brother; my parents always liked him best.
4) I'd rather be Jesus.
5) I'd rather be driving with insurance.

Which list should we submit to McSweeny's?
	Pyseudonyms not used for Mark Charko and Matt Bufton when submitting their first list to
	Rejected ideas in the software development department's escalating prank war with
	Things recently overhead in the third bathroom stall on the left.
	Rejected 'I'd Rather Be...' bumper stickers.
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