Don's Weekend

While we don't actually know what Don did over the weekend, I think it might have gone a little something like this...

Friday: Skipped new employee night due to my immense hatred of most of my co-workers. Instead spent the night at home packing for Vegas and making lunches for the trip. Mar wanted to just eat out, but I laughed, do you know they charge up to $5.95 for a buffet there - and that's just one meal!

Saturday: After arriving at the airport we found out the new security standards are pretty strict. Mar was made to throw out her vodka bottles, I told her she didn't need to bring them in her carry-on, but she insisted. After arriving in Vegas it turned out Mar had the last laugh - 14 cans of Coke do not do well in an unpressurized luggage compartment. After we checked into the hotel we splurged on some fancy grocery store sandwiches for dinner, then hit the casino. I had 3 beers and got pretty wasted, turns out I blew 35 cents on the nickel slots - I could just kill myself.

Sunday: Got up around 5pm after my hangover subsided. I wanted to go shoot a machine gun, but Mar told me that I don't like shooting machine guns, so it would seem kinda silly for me to go do that. Instead we went to the mall, apparently I LOVE shopping... not quite sure how I forgot about that. I ate one of my sandwiches with four cookies and some tap water. I'm done drinking for the week, but Mar is still going strong. Around 4am I carried her up to our hotel room and we called it a night.

Sunday: